I want your love and I want your revenge....

Uhm, pretty awkward moment on Saturday.

After a marathon afternoon with Dan that included baking a batch of pot-cookies, building an Ikea nightstand, repairing a fan to combat the summer heat, scarfing down 7-11 junk food and rushing to his guitar lesson, we managed to squeeze in some early-evening sexing there at the end. Lovely.

But that's not the awkward part.

It all started as we hastily made our way to the Irvine Meadows to see Sublime and 311 perform. As I desperately scanned the parking lot for an open spot, I hear my friend Sandy chirp from the backseat, "There's Jeff....and Shawn!" Ah yes, our one time lethargic Lotharios. What is this, the millionth time we run into them? I guess it's inevitable when we all like the same bands. Ughhh....all I had time to do was honk my horn and wave at Shawn. Dan sheepishly waved at him, too. I was never more happy to cram that pot cookie down my throat. Marijuana, take me away!

We practically ran to our seats as we heard Sublime start up their set. That's when we ran into Jeff and said hello. It was a matter of seconds before we caught up to Shawn who was holding hands with some fat girl. I made sure to hold hands with Dan, too and signify that I had also "moved" on. Wait....what was I moving on from? Shawn taking me out on ONE measly date, making out with me sporadically and never calling? We all hugged hello, shook hands but Shawn's girl was rude and ran off before introductions could be made. He took off behind her as she angrily gestured for him to "Hurry up." Humph. Bitch.

Whatever. By the time 311 hit the stage, I was in la-la-land and promptly forgot the awkwardness that had took place.

Is that the kind of girl Shawn likes? Rude, bossy, demanding, overweight, dressing up way too much for a concert?

I think I might have dodged a bullet there. He seems just a little too spineless for my taste. I like my men strong but sweet. If I had to pick anyone to be my part-time/pretend boyfriend, I'm glad Dan's always around.