I got society's blood running down my face...

They say the best revenge is to live well.

I am starting to believe that the best revenge is being an amazing lay.

Yeah, I was wrong for complaining about Dan the entire time we lived together and treating him like utter crap...some of it he deserved, some of it he didn't...

But...goddammit, did he have to be so good at boning?

I AM RUINED. I am ruined for every other guy who dates me after him. Many have tried, but none have rivaled his talents.

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So Dan calls me last week to tell me we FINALLY got our rebate check from AT&T...each of us get $150! I need to come over and cash it since it's in my name. I think it's going to be just another errand but I get a text from Dan that tells me it's going to be much more fun--

Dan: We have the house to ourselves if you wanna get freaky.
Me: You know I'm down!! :)

So I sneak over Saturday night and we fuck around for a good while, which then results in a mind-blowing orgasm that made me laugh in hysterics for the entire duration. Yup...uncontrollable shrieking laughter. It was amazing!! AMAZING, I TELL YOU!

We cash the check, collect our money, hit up 7-11 for some tasty snacks and watch the rest of the Kings vs. Islanders hockey game. Kings end up winning 5-1. We'd like to think our epic boning made that happen.

I am falling ever deeper into the rabbit hole with ol' Danny boy. We are going to be each other's dates for our respective office Christmas parties. I am also taking him to KROQ's Acoustic Christmas if I (God-willing) get tickets. We've got Daniel Tosh's comedy show on Dec. 4th and my birthday celebrations following that.

For two people that broke up, we sure do spend a lot of time together.

I guess the bitterness didn't have to take long to wash itself from our mouths.