I think Edgar is Facebook-stalking me....er, well a girl could dream right?:
my status update: Happy Palm Sunday! (my last name = palms in Spanish)
Edgar: i learn something new every day
my reply: I'm always happy to help.
Translation of this exchange:
my status update: totally benign piece of personal info.
Edgar: I am peeing all over your Facebook wall to mark my territory against other males, while still appearing to be aloof.
me: Ram your cock down my throat, you sexy son of a bitch.
Arghhhh. He needs to stop taking these small interests in my life...he's giving me false hope that he actually cares about me and is interested in what I do.
He can't be, right?? It was just sex and escapism to him...naughty little maneuvers in the dark...he could never want all of me.
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